HO HO OH - THE NINTH

Apparently, if you do the following you will lose an entire afternoon. It's a MAGIC TRICK to impress even the GREMLIN KING (whose name we will never reveal but it may RHYME with WESTFICK).

As GREMLINS we recommend you TRY THIS AT HOME.

Open the internet, while it loads open WORD document containing important and

most brilliant WIP.

READ ALL OF THE THINGS on Facebook.

CHECK EMAIL. Delete spam.

READ ALL OF THE THINGS on Twitter
CHECK EMAIL. Delete spam.

Open WORD, write one sentence, feel good and productive.

RETURN to the internet. SOMETHING MAY HAVE HAPPENED.

Reject worries the INTERNET will make GREMLINS redundant. He pointed out that even the Gremlin King, WESTFICK, once lost an entire month following this menu and the outcome was DISASTROUS....

A girl stole into his HOUSE and claimed she was his GIRLFRIEND. He has since lost EVEN MORE time.

GOD REST YE MERRY WESTFICK...