Wheeze read about night terrors while sitting on HER
MAJESTY'S shoulder (she seems to think we're PETS). Tonight we're going to be
her NIGHTMARES. Crook is busy making TERRIFYING masks out of bits of her
discarded hair and from eye shadows and lipsticks stolen from the bottom of her
make-up bag. They're almost as SCARY as she is.
Don't tell anyone but SHE'S our nightmare.
It's no wonder the Gremlin King, WESTFICK has gone MAD--he
sees her without make up and has to nod his head and say 'yes dear' when she
blathers on about nonsense. One day
we're going to find him tied up in a corner of the office wearing nothing but
fairy lights and gibbering about chimneys, roofs and a monster in a red outfit.
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