And what's worse at 160 pages (an early 25,000 ish Lemony Snicket is 180 pages) and containing three stories plus puzzles it's not even a proper book. Nothing but a gimmick.
I do believe I'm going to very neatly arrange my papers on my desk this morning, squat over them, and empty my bowels. Afterwards, I'll be preparing a series of query letters for her publisher and running to Kinkos with the entire package.
I think they may just be surprised by the level of sophistication my bowels can deliver if this is the sort of "author" they're signing these days.
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Disgusting.
This makes me almost as sick as reading about the guy that writes the blog Stuff White People Like getting a $350,000 advance for a book deal.
Maybe I'm trying to hard...maybe if I stop TRYING to write and just send out some half-assed stuff, I'll have a better chance of being published??
And what's worse at 160 pages (an early 25,000 ish Lemony Snicket is 180 pages) and containing three stories plus puzzles it's not even a proper book. Nothing but a gimmick.
Those Spice Girls are a talented lot, aren't they?
Well, let's see.
I do believe I'm going to very neatly arrange my papers on my desk this morning, squat over them, and empty my bowels. Afterwards, I'll be preparing a series of query letters for her publisher and running to Kinkos with the entire package.
I think they may just be surprised by the level of sophistication my bowels can deliver if this is the sort of "author" they're signing these days.
Pardon the visuals.
Hey at least you're doing something productive - my papers are scattered everywhere. :)
YUCK!
First Jordan, now Geri; I’m so hoping this is not, but fearing that it is… a growing trend.
Mary it get's worse - Colleen McLoughlin (Wayne Rooney's girlfriend) is next, followed swiftly by Kylie.
Noooooooooooooooooooo...!
Oh, yes!
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